17年8月最新雅思口语Part2话题答案:An occasion a person or something that made you laugh
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what this news was
when and where you heard it
how you heard it
and explain why you think it was good news
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Well, this topic reminds me of the joke my friend told me the other day. It was hilarious and it really cracked me up.
It’s a story between a rabbit and a wolf.
One day, the rabbit bought a cute hat, and on her way back home, she met the wolf who always gives her a hard time.
The wolf hit the rabbit on the head real hard, saying, ‘Why are you wearing a hat?! / What the hell are you doing with a hat?!’
So the next day, the rabbit didn’t dare to wear the hat again, but when she ran into the wolf, the wolf hit her again, asking, ‘Where’s your damn hat?!’
The rabbit got confused and didn’t know what to do. So she went to the tiger to find justice.
However, the tiger was actually on the wolf’s side, and he told the wolf not to bully the rabbit in such an obvious way,
‘You need to come up with a good reason to find fault with her.
For example, tomorrow, you could ask her to pick flowers for you, if she got the red ones, you can hit her and say why don't you pick the yellow ones, and vice versa.
You can also ask her to bring hot girls to you, if she brings you a fat lady, then you can punish her and ask her why don’t you find me a slim one?!’
However, they didn’t know the rabbit was just outside the door and heard everything.
So the next day, when the wolf asked the rabbit to pick flowers, she asked, ‘Red ones or yellow ones?’
The wolf was surprised, and he kept asking, ‘Find me a girl!’
And the rabbit asked, ‘Fat one or slim one?’ The wolf hesitated for a second and punched her hard on the head, asking, ‘Where’s your damn hat?!’
So you see, this is a really side-splitting/funny joke.
