2019年9-12月雅思口语新题：喜欢的发型
- 2019年09月10日15:35 来源：小站整理作者：小站雅思编辑
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9月的第一轮新题真是……让人感到出题人的深深恶意呢!竟然在考场问我喜欢什么发型!
补一下考试现场大概是这样的：
考官：What’s your favourite hairstyle?
我的内心：Have you ever heard of 葬爱家族?
考官：How often do you have your hair cut?
我的内心：I thought I was going to do it very often but ...
考官：How much do you usually spend on your haircut?
我的内心：Oh I never cut back on my vanity project ...
考官：Do you often change your haircut?
我的内心：Yes. Sometimes I just want to be bold ...
但是我是这种心直口快的人么?
我 不 是 !!!我是一个有尊严的8分选手!就算题目再奇葩!就算场面再尴尬!我也要有8分的气势!
考官：What’s your favourite hairstyle?
我：(装没听见)My favourite what now?你说啥?
考官：Hairstyle.
我：Oh!哦!
考官：...
我：(卖萌)Okay. Didn’t see that one coming.好的吧。没想到您还会问这个问题吼吼吼吼(杠铃般的笑声)
考官：...
我：Well I guess my favourite is mycurrent one, which, according to my barber, is called the Classic Elvis Roll.Basically I just comb up the front and use some hair spray to fix it backwards.And the barber leaves some low fade on the sides, so that it looks rather neat and old-fashioned.
那说起来我最喜欢就是我现在的发型了，也就是我的Tony老师为我精心设计的——“渣男锡纸烫已经OUT了”之“猫王同款摇滚范儿网红欧美风复古潮流经典全背大油头”。每天早上只要把前面的头发梳到后面用发胶固定好，加上Tony老师帮我推干净的鬓角，我就是集“清爽”与“复古”于一身的时尚弄潮儿!
考官看了一眼我鸟窝一样的乱发
欲 言 又 止
我马上补充道：But I didn’t get to finish my look this morning, ‘cause it takes forever and I didn’t dare to be late for this test.但是我今早就很匆匆忙忙嘛，没时间做发型，口语考试不敢迟到嘛。(敲了敲自己的手表然后发现自己没有带手表，尴尬.jpg)
考官：How often do you have your hair cut?
我：Every 3 weeks, at least. I think it’s because my hair grows exceptionally fast, and if I don’t go to the barber’s as often, it would be too thick for me to do the style and the sides will just go crazy and completely out of shape, making me look like a homeless person!
最少(久)也要3周一次咯!就是因为我的头发实在是长得太快了好嘛?发量太惊人了完全没有雄秃的烦恼好嘛?我如果不去那么勤快的话，马上就会长长长很难打理成我想要的style，两侧的头发也会疯长到没型，别人以为我住在天桥下lei!考官低下头，下意识地摸了一下自己光滑的地中海，肢体语言中透露着一丝忧郁。
我马上补充道：And that’s why sometimes I wanna be completely bald, which saves all the trouble!所以啊!我就很想剃光啊!再也没有三千烦恼丝啦!
只见考官的身体僵硬了一下，缓慢地抬起头，充满杀气的眼神中燃烧着火焰，狠狠地从牙缝中挤出下一个恶毒的问题：How much do you usually spend on your haircut?
紧张的我：Not too much. I don’t think it’s sensible to get my hair done at an unreasonable price. So 200 is the maximum amount I’m willing to pay. But there are also exceptions when I decided to dye it on a whim. That would cost a lot more than a simple hair do and I usually regret it immediately.
也没很高开销啦!我觉得花很多钱去搞发型的人都不是很理智呢!所以每个月200块就是我的上限了。不过偶尔也有一时兴起把头发给染了的情况，这种一般就要多出一点血而且经常以“买家秀”告终。
考官面带假惺惺的微笑：Do you often change your haircut?
Not really. It actually took me quite a while to finally find my look. I have had this hairstyle for 2 years and people actually dig it, saying that I give out a Californian-realtor-who-just-started-his-career kind of vibe. Also switching to another hair do takes a lot of courage and effort which I think should be put into my studies right now.
不是很经常啦!在反复尝试中最终确定自己的最佳造型还是花了我好长时间的，我现在的发型已经梳了两年了，周围人都很喜欢啊，他们说我这个发型有一种“事业刚起步的加州房产经理人”的气场。还有就是换发型实在是太需要勇气+精力了，我觉得我再不努力学习刷GPA考雅思就要失学了我还是卑微一点比较好。
考官心满意足的坐定，淡淡地说道：Let’s move on to the next topic. Let’s talk about islands ...
